FUNNY QUOTES

[THEA!]

Post your funny quotes here!

rhapsie !: in the end i had to get rid of her :l

rhapsie !: it's like 'I AM RHAPS. OR RHAPSIE. OR RHAPSODY IF YOU REALLY MUST BUT PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF SANITY, NOT RAP. OR RHAP. OR CHICKEN WRAP. that's the worse'

NI.CORR.HAPSIE.AJ.HEA: I HAVE A LIVE D<
rhapsie !: yes you do corrupt, yes you do.

NI.CORR.HAPSIE.AJ.HEA: ID RATHER SAG A LITTLE BITTTTT
rhapsie !: AND LOOK LIKE A TOOL?
rhapsie !: OKAY

NI.CORR.HAPSIE.AJ.HEA: ITS OK I LIKE EM OLD ;D

THEA: Aka you are carnivorous
THEA: just like the T. Rex whose brain was the size of a peanut

rhapsie !: yeah he's corrupted us GET IT
THEA: i think Corr just turns us all into weirdies

rhapsie !: hahahaa i'm kidding you guys don't scare me <3
THEA: awww you're so sweet <3 that's the biggest compliment anyone's ever given me XD
rhapsie !: hahaaa you haven't been given many compliments then (;

NI.CORR.HAPSIE.AJ.HEA: i get too many compliments .............
THEA: how can you get too many compliments?

THEA: When did the Ow come in? Did you trip over something?

NI.CORR.HAPSIE.AJ.HEA: CAN I DICK HER TOO ??

[`C.ORRUPT !]

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[atrb=background,http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x399/Havocinthenight/Corrupt-NARCpostingtablebrown3.jpg] These are so fucking halarious .........we're probably the funniest site ever ;D Okay most of these were when I was erm . Drunk. Audrey: ..I was virtually raped -_- Audrey: ..ugh..my mind just registered your sentence as naughty and perverted -_- I need to lay off the porn Dx Audrey: Actually the funny part is that..y'all think I'm kidding xD Audrey: I wanna experience the life of the gangster...Be able to put the word "swag" on my light switch..turn my swag on every morning Audrey: I'M GONNA GO CUT MYSELF AND BLEED RAINBOWS,because that's what all those "scene" people do. Audrey: I can't help it if I'm late...unless it's for my period.that I kinda can help,cuz maybe I've had sex..with a werewolf.OMG I would just die from sexy overload Zombie: Feel free to "lick" her anytime. Zombie: why are you on here if you're drunk? xD GO GET... nevermind. NI.CORR.HAPSIE.AJ.HEA: LAID ?? Audrey: Zombie was going to say "some" not reffering to intercourse Audrey: NO.If I go with anyone,it's the man in the big van because he took the time to find out my favorite candy Audrey: It's a him????Well hey there ;) Zombie: I BET YOU'RE SAGGING YOUR PANTS Audrey: SHUTUPZOMBIE.IMFLIRTING. Don't ruin this for me xD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This kept me laughing the whoolee night lmao

[THEA!]

olive: i mean her butt, it's just so big, round, out there.. gross, bleh.

audrey: who drinks grape juice? thats like grape pee. I want water you lint licker -_-

Anette: kind of like every single alternative song relates to my non-existant love life some how.